21-08-2007, 05:39 PM
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 KiDs in sChooL ,,, FuNnY TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
? MARIA : Here it is
? TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America
!! CLASS : Maria
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank
FRANK : Because of the sign
? TEACHER : What sign
"FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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? TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
! JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables
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? TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
!! DONALD : H I J K L M N O
? TEACHER : What are you talking about
!! DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
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? TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
.TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
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.. HoPE u liKe it ..
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